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Monday

Episode Six



Pearl & Frankie


Episode 6: Frankie realizes that Jib Jab has posted their annual holiday dancing elves videos and is excited .... as usual. But what will killjoy Pearl think? .....

Frankie: UH OH - JIB JAB
Pearl:  ... Frankie
Frankie: Elf yourself is up again!!!
Pearl:  DON'T
Frankie: =D
Pearl:  I know that you cannot control yourself with jib jab
Frankie: No they are the same as last year - so I wont ....
Pearl:  ...
Frankie: ... EXCEPT I WILL
Pearl:  Ok for realizises - stay away from that site
Frankie: no
Pearl: You know I think it's bad for you. It's like your answer to online poker
Frankie: Ha-ha-ha.
Pearl: ...This is no laughing mattter.
Frankie: =Dx2
Pearl: I'm not smiling - I'm sighing
Frankie: But it don't cost money...
Pearl: Frankie ...
Frankie: ... so it ain't nearly as bad
Pearl: That is not the point - it is your time that it takes away. Time you could have spent with your loved ones
Frankie: But ... I LOVE it. It IS a loved one
Pearl: ...Oh boy hold on I  have to call Dr. Patterman, I don't know how to handle that response.
Frankie:  Okay on a scale its like: GOD - MOM/DAD - JIBJAB - YOU
Pearl:  OH no Dr. Patterman warned me that you'd start putting it close to your loved ones - wait Betty Ann just chimed in, she says: where is Jesus on your chart?
(some time passes)
Pearl: HELLO?!
Frankie: Sorry .... God encapsulates the Holy Trinity in my ranking - just like to summarize....Sorry I may respond intermittently ... just working on my newest jibjab sendable.
Pearl: Oh God. I've lost you again
Frankie: I'm doing this FOR US.
Pearl:  ...not impressed
Frankie:  Really? Because your animated self on jibjab just gave me a "thumbs up"
(Frankie continues work on the JibJab sendable)
 AHAHAHAHA
THIS IS GOOD - THIS IS SOOOOO GOOD
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