Episode Five

Pearl & Frankie 

Episode 5: Pearl makes a visible, online gesture of friendship towards Frankie. Naturally uncomfortable confusion ensues ...

Frankie: Yay! This is amazing, it feels like our friendship is finally legitimate .... unlike that child I had ....

Pearl: Did you?

Frankie: ...well....no. I didn't - because he was illigitimate....

Pearl: Whaaaat?

Frankie: What?

Pearl: What was?

Frankie: - The baby.

Pearl: Wait - I'm confused.

Frankie: Oh god.

Pearl: Okay I'm sooooo confused. Check that thing I made.

Frankie: I DID!

Pearl: Finally!.. geez

Frankie: Oh my God - have you not read anything of what I've said?! I SAW IT ... then I said it makes me feel like our friendship is finally legitimate ...

Pearl: Ohhh..

Frankie: Unlike that baby I had.

Pearl: Ohhhhh - I see. Ok I see what you did there. Ok.

Frankie: ... then you said: "Did you?" (and I thought you were asking if I did in fact have an illigitimate child) to which I responded: "Well I didn't , because he was illigitimate" - He's be a legitimate baby if I HAD a baby. 

Pearl: ...yada yada yada - listen

Frankie: Whatever.

Pearl: By the by, people need to start pronouncing the T in listen

Frankie: Don't steal my catchphrase! And don't change the subject. 

Pearl: Fine!

Frankie: ... there is the life of an illigitimate child at stake here.

Pearl: ...Wait, what?

Frankie: !!!!!!!!!!