Episode Six

Pearl & Frankie


Episode 6: Frankie realizes that Jib Jab has posted their annual holiday dancing elves videos and is excited .... as usual. But what will killjoy Pearl think? .....

Frankie: UH OH - JIB JAB
Pearl:  ... Frankie
Frankie: Elf yourself is up again!!!
Pearl:  DON'T
Frankie: =D
Pearl:  I know that you cannot control yourself with jib jab
Frankie: No they are the same as last year - so I wont ....
Pearl:  ...
Frankie: ... EXCEPT I WILL
Pearl:  Ok for realizises - stay away from that site
Frankie: no
Pearl: You know I think it's bad for you. It's like your answer to online poker
Frankie: Ha-ha-ha.
Pearl: ...This is no laughing mattter.
Frankie: =Dx2
Pearl: I'm not smiling - I'm sighing
Frankie: But it don't cost money...
Pearl: Frankie ...
Frankie: ... so it ain't nearly as bad
Pearl: That is not the point - it is your time that it takes away. Time you could have spent with your loved ones
Frankie: But ... I LOVE it. It IS a loved one
Pearl: ...Oh boy hold on I  have to call Dr. Patterman, I don't know how to handle that response.
Frankie:  Okay on a scale its like: GOD - MOM/DAD - JIBJAB - YOU
Pearl:  OH no Dr. Patterman warned me that you'd start putting it close to your loved ones - wait Betty Ann just chimed in, she says: where is Jesus on your chart?
(some time passes)
Pearl: HELLO?!
Frankie: Sorry .... God encapsulates the Holy Trinity in my ranking - just like to summarize....Sorry I may respond intermittently ... just working on my newest jibjab sendable.
Pearl: Oh God. I've lost you again
Frankie: I'm doing this FOR US.
Pearl:  ...not impressed
Frankie:  Really? Because your animated self on jibjab just gave me a "thumbs up"
(Frankie continues work on the JibJab sendable)
 AHAHAHAHA
THIS IS GOOD - THIS IS SOOOOO GOOD
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Episode Five

Pearl & Frankie 

Episode 5: Pearl makes a visible, online gesture of friendship towards Frankie. Naturally uncomfortable confusion ensues ...

Frankie: Yay! This is amazing, it feels like our friendship is finally legitimate .... unlike that child I had ....

Pearl: Did you?

Frankie: ...well....no. I didn't - because he was illigitimate....

Pearl: Whaaaat?

Frankie: What?

Pearl: What was?

Frankie: - The baby.

Pearl: Wait - I'm confused.

Frankie: Oh god.

Pearl: Okay I'm sooooo confused. Check that thing I made.

Frankie: I DID!

Pearl: Finally!.. geez

Frankie: Oh my God - have you not read anything of what I've said?! I SAW IT ... then I said it makes me feel like our friendship is finally legitimate ...

Pearl: Ohhh..

Frankie: Unlike that baby I had.

Pearl: Ohhhhh - I see. Ok I see what you did there. Ok.

Frankie: ... then you said: "Did you?" (and I thought you were asking if I did in fact have an illigitimate child) to which I responded: "Well I didn't , because he was illigitimate" - He's be a legitimate baby if I HAD a baby. 

Pearl: ...yada yada yada - listen

Frankie: Whatever.

Pearl: By the by, people need to start pronouncing the T in listen

Frankie: Don't steal my catchphrase! And don't change the subject. 

Pearl: Fine!

Frankie: ... there is the life of an illigitimate child at stake here.

Pearl: ...Wait, what?

Frankie: !!!!!!!!!!