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Episode Twelve



Episode 12: Pearl and Frankie reminisce about late 90s pop staples when they should be studying hard. 

Frankie:   Frankie is watching the video for Next's 'Too Close' "I wonder if she can tell I'm hard, right now"
Pearl: Oh god... I think I've perfected the eye roll
Frankie: For realsies though, That's like my jam I love that song so much!
Pearl: That is such a good song to dance to while i'm cleaning and no one is home
Frankie: I'm dancing to it right now “makes me want you so baad sex-u-al-eeee"
Pearl: How does one block people from every mode of communication?
Frankie: .....
Pearl: ...hypothetically.
Frankie: ..... Anyway .... I'm going down a 90s pop music rabbit hole I'm not going to be able to get out of ... Frankie shows Pearl the video for S Club 7's 'S Club Party'
I'm not going to lie, I totally watched their show ALLL the time
Pearl: Haha I used to watch that, but, FRANKIE TIME TO STUDYYYYY NOWWWWW
Frankie: Okay, okay. Sorry
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S...
Pearl: No.
Frankie: CLUUUUBBBB
Pearl: No. No.
Frankie: EESSSSSSS    CCCCLLLLLUUUUBBBB
Pearl: Put down the boxed wine and put on some pants and get to work!!!!!
Frankie: But Hannah's screaming out for more!
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Yaaayy eeeehhhh yyeeeee ehhhh
Ooooaah OOOaah
Hoochi Mama show your na nas!
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... ok this is more dirty than I remember it being when I was belting it out at age 11








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