Episode Thirteen

Lucky Episode Number 13: After a particularly exhausting conversation on the merits of one course of action versus another, Pearl laments Frankie's wisdom (or lack thereof).




Pearl: I wish you had my wisdom Frankie.
Frankie: Well I had my wisdom teeth out a couple of years ago, soooo.....
Pearl: Your logic is astounding.

Episode Twelve

Episode 12: Pearl and Frankie reminisce about late 90s pop staples when they should be studying hard. 

Frankie:   Frankie is watching the video for Next's 'Too Close' "I wonder if she can tell I'm hard, right now"

Pearl: Oh god... I think I've perfected the eye roll

Frankie: For realsies though, That's like my jam I love that song so much!

Pearl: That is such a good song to dance to while i'm cleaning and no one is home

Frankie: I'm dancing to it right now “makes me want you so baad sex-u-al-eeee"

Pearl: How does one block people from every mode of communication?

Frankie: .....

Pearl: ...hypothetically.

Frankie: ..... Anyway .... I'm going down a 90s pop music rabbit hole I'm not going to be able to get out of ... Frankie shows Pearl the video for S Club 7's 'S Club Party'

I'm not going to lie, I totally watched their show ALLL the time

Pearl: Haha I used to watch that, but, FRANKIE TIME TO STUDYYYYY NOWWWWW

Frankie: Okay, okay. Sorry

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S...

Pearl: No.

Frankie: CLUUUUBBBB

Pearl: No. No.

Frankie: EESSSSSSS    CCCCLLLLLUUUUBBBB

Pearl: Put down the boxed wine and put on some pants and get to work!!!!!

Frankie: But Hannah's screaming out for more!

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Yaaayy eeeehhhh yyeeeee ehhhh

Ooooaah OOOaah

Hoochi Mama show your na nas!

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... ok this is more dirty than I remember it being when I was belting it out at age 11

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