Episode Ten

Episode 10: Pearl and Frankie discuss the likelihood of their survival in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. 


Pearl is watching Dawn of the Dead ...


Pearl:  This is some scary shit - and also product placement galore. During a zombie Apocalypse....DASANI WATER is best!
Frankie: You know it!.
Pearl: In this apocalypse scenario I think we'd be a good team. Mekhai and his team are hiding in a mall - I think if this was the situatio, we should hida in a Costco.
Frankie: Oh For Shiz! I totally want a Costco membership. I don't understand why my family doesn't have one ... actually yes I do: they hate obscene amounts of shit. But I LOVE IT!
Pearl: I don't understand why my parents HAVE one and we never go!
Frankie: Do you think you, Delia (Pearl's mom) and I could do a girls outing to COSTCO!? 
Pearl: ....
Frankie: We'd be "Going Loco, Down at the Costco!", or to put it another way: "Wake Me Up! Before you Go Go. Don't Go Without me down to the Costco"
Pearl: Okay for real though, I'm starting to think a mall might be more fun.
Frankie: Well, as long as you can easily break into the stores. But the food! It wouldn't last long.
Pearl: I know, I know but ...
Frankie:  See! THIS is why you would die first in a zombie apocalypse. You'd be all like "Frankie! Let's go to Marla's! Marla's, Marla's MARLAAAAAS!" and I'd be all like "Pearl - Beef Jerkey!"
Pearl:.... True. I'd be raiding the shoe stores and you'd be getting the (Dasani) water.
Frankie: You'd be all like "If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die pretty." and I'd be all like "Okay, well, while you head to Holt Renfrew, I'm gonna go to Subway. Then I'm gonna hit up HMV - we'll meet back in front of Mmmuffins at a quarter past Zombie-Apocalypse-Imminent"
Pearl: ....
Frankie: Actually ... I think we'd be more like the guys from Shaun of the Dead.