Pearl: In the summer time I want to take violin lessons again.
Frankie: I want to take cooking lessons
Pearl: do it! I want you to take violin with me but we would be so unproductive
Frankie:: Well, I’ve never played violin before, I could take up the flute again and you could do violin
Pearl: i played violin in grade 7...
Frankie: And we could travel the globe as the Violiflute playing hipsters
Pearl:: hahaah
Frankie: Pitchfork would hail us as the next great voice of the hipster masses ... we would release our first EP on our own record label ...
Pearl: final fantasy stylez
Frankie: Yeah only even more indie! We would change our names for each show in an effort to stick it to the man and expose the hipster establishment for what it truly is: a dirtier, more elitis version of the bubblegum pop masses! We would hold secret concerts at which sometimes we would play and sometimes we would recite bad poetry -
Pearl: and sometimes we'd send in a top 40 band for irony -
Frankie: and other times people would show up and see only our carboard cutouts!
Pearl: Muahahaha!
Frankie: And sometimes there would be nothing but a boombox that plays Men at Work’s Land Down Under over and over and over again!
Pearl: I’d boombox - in Serbian!
Frankie: .......... you mean beatbox?
Pearl:: ....
Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pearl:: moving on.
Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Pearl:moving on!
Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pearl: MOVING ON
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