Breaking: Violiflutes Name Change!

Indie, hipster, wanton, hopeless, vagrant, boomboxing poetic idols and musicians known as The Violiflutes have changed their name! Now The Violutes! Can you stand it?

they are so rock n' roll. but don't label them!

Episode Nine

Episode 9: Pearl and Frankie decide to enroll in music lessons for the violin and flute respectively, with some lofty goals...


Pearl: In the summer time I want to take violin lessons again.

Frankie: I want to take cooking lessons

Pearl: do it! I want you to take violin with me but we would be so unproductive

Frankie:: Well, I’ve never played violin before, I could take up the flute again and you could do violin

Pearl: i played violin in grade 7...

Frankie: And we could travel the globe as the Violiflute  playing hipsters

Pearl:: hahaah

Frankie: Pitchfork would hail us as the next great voice of the hipster masses ... we would release our first EP on our own record label ...

Pearl: final fantasy stylez

Frankie: Yeah only even more indie! We would change our names for each show in an effort to stick it to the man and expose the hipster establishment for what it truly is: a dirtier, more elitis version of the bubblegum pop masses! We would hold secret concerts at which sometimes we would play and sometimes we would recite bad poetry -

Pearl: and sometimes we'd send in a top 40 band for irony -

Frankie: and other times people would show up and see only our carboard cutouts!

Pearl: Muahahaha!

Frankie: And sometimes there would be nothing but a boombox that plays Men at Work’s Land Down Under over and over and over again!

Pearl: I’d  boombox - in Serbian!

Frankie: .......... you mean beatbox?

Pearl:: ....

Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pearl:: moving on.

Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Pearl:moving on!

Frankie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pearl: MOVING ON

Episode Eight

Episode 8: When there are just no words...

Frankie: ...
Pearl: ...
Frankie: ....!!
Pearl: ...?
Frankie: ..........?? + !! - 7 = !? ... !?
Pearl: >>>>> (curve ball)
Frankie:  <<<<<<<=====
Pearl: OH NO YOU DID-AHNT
Frankie: OH YES I DID

Episode Seven

Pearl & Frankie
Episode 7: Frankie is like, smart yo. 

Frankie: Frig. I've forgotten my Flickr login info - AGAIN.

Pearl: .... Darn.

{frankie opens her email}

Frankie: Okay, okay - clearly I know myself ... I just found an archived email that says: Frankie - DO NOT DELETE ME, with my info!

Pearl: lol.

Frankie: so uh, do you mind if I upload that photo I took of your legs?
Pearl: ....

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Frankie: Confession: I'm listening to Justin Berber.

Pearl: You mean Bieber?

Frankie: I mean Bieber - but Berber works just as well. He is infantile, no?

Pearl: ... yeah very pubescent but ...

Frankie: OH WAIT That's Gerber not Berber!